A NUMBER OF QUEER LOOKING
men have been
wandering up and down the
streets of New York for years
whose faces and figures are as
familiar as the City Hall clock,
but whose lives are shrouded in
more or less mystery. There is
one extraordinary man whose
identity it seems impossible to
fathom. The first time I ever
saw him was one August afternoon
on West street, a bout eight
years ago. I had just come in
from a fishing excursion and was
crossing West street when I
noticed a number of longshoremen
and loungers staring with great
interest at an opposite corner.
It was a sultry and dusty day.
The sun scorched everything it
touched and pedestrians hugged
the shady side of the street. On
the corner, however, in the full
glare of the sun, stood a man
about six feet two inches in
height, with one hand resting on
his hip and the other holding a
black cane, sword fashion. He
was dressed in the heaviest of
black broadcloth, his frock coat
hung below his knees, his hands
were incased in black kid gloves
and he wore a tall and straight
rimmed beaver. His face was bony
and the profile sharp. An
immense mass of black oiled
hair, which covered his head,
was trained down over his ears
and cut off square across the
back of the neck. His tiny black
mustache was waxed and the ends
turned upward. He was extremely
thin. The shoulders of his coat
were padded grotesquely, and the
coat was held together by one
button around his wasp like
waist.
If the man's appearance was
uncommon his manner was absurd.
As he stood there in a heroic
attitude, with his hand on his
hip and his black stick held
firmly in front of him, he
looked like a Don Quixote of the
Nineteenth Century. Occasionally
he would change his pose, but
always to some absurd and tragic
variation on the position in
which I had first seen him. The
heat, apparently, had no effect
upon him, for after staring
about, he started off with a
measured stride along West
street, and the men who were
watching him languidly in the
shade until a car should come
along, mopped their own faces
from pure sympathy with the
gaunt and black haired stranger,
who stalked so majestically
along under the August sun. In
the course of time a car crept
up to us, as it is sure to do
sooner or later, if you wait on
West street long enough. Half a
mile or more above the corner
where we had first seen him, we
saw the lank but erect stranger
standing again in the sun in the
position of Ajax defying the
lightning. Ever since that time
I have seen the extraordinary
figure of the tall man at
intervals of a week or a month,
but always stalking about the
street with the melodramatic
manner of J.B. Studley playing
Edmunt Dantes in a Bowery
theater. He is invariably
dressed in black, his shoes are
brightly polished, his gloves
new, his hat well brushed and
his clothes are never
threadbare. Going along Park Row
one day I saw the blacked robed
figure of the tall man in front
of me. As he stepped upon a
little platform, which was
erected over the sidewalk in
front of the Potter Building, he
leaned over on one side and
picked up the tails of his long
tailed coat with the same
gesture that a woman would use
in raising her skirts on going
up or down a muddy flight of
steps. I have never seen him
above Chambers street and I
imagine that he never goes up
town. He lives in Chatham
street, I am told, in a room
over one of the shops there, but
no one seems to know his name,
his country or his business.
I was rather amused one day to
see Hungry Joe, the bunko
steerer, speak to the tall
stranger. The man was standing
in the customary majestic
position on the corner of
Frankfort and Nassau streets.
The bootblacks were cavorting
around him and even the crowd
that hurried over the bridge
stopped to glance back at the
stark and black robed figure.
Hungry Joe, in the most
fashionable of clothes and
smoking a big cigar, was
standing with a lot of other
bunko men whose faces and names
are perfectly well known to the
police, and, indeed, to many
citizens near the bridge. They
had evidently been joking about
the tall man for Hungry, as he
is familiarly and affectionately
known, left his friends and went
jauntily forward. He approached
the black robed man with the
deference of a vassal to his
king, raised his hat politely
and put out a well gloved band.
The tall man stared down at the
pert young confidence operator
with austerity and surprise, but
the guileless smile on Hungry's
beaming face was apparently too
much for him, and he bowed
courteously in return. Hungry
Joe talked to him a moment about
the weather, the yellow
condition of the stone front of
the City Hall, they exchanged
cigars, and he returned to his
friends. it was evident that the
stranger's dignity was a little
too much for the bunko man, but
Hungry Joe made it a point
always to bow politely whenever
he passed the stranger after
that slight conversation.
ANOTHER CURIOUS FIGURE in
the streets of New York is a
short, thick set, bow legged
man, who dresses shabbily and
who wears an immense mass of
black, curly hair down ever his
shoulders and back. He also has
a big black beard, and the whole
is surmounted by a sort of
brigand felt hat. Usually he
carries a bit of parchment under
his arm, and he stumps along
with a heavy cane in his hand.
He is a Greek. Several times he
has appeared in the courts on
various charges and he has come
to be looked upon as a crank by
the people and police. He is a
man of the most vindictive
temperament, and to my mind,
dangerous. he is the terror of
women in the uptown streets at
night, and apparently he never
sleeps, for he has been seen
plodding gloomily along Fifth
avenue or Broadway at all hours
of the night. His appearance is
extremely repulsive, and he
stares at women with the most
blood curdling ferociousness.
New Year's night, for instance,
he amused himself by standing on
the corner of Twenty-second
street and Broadway, close to
the post on which the clock
stands. As women passed with
their escorts he would start
forward half a step, with his
face thrust out, and stare at
them with distended eyes. He
raises his eyebrows and opens
his mouth when he stares, so
that the effect is not inviting.
Every woman who saw him started
nervously and clung to her
escort's arm, and not a few of
them uttered suppressed
exclamations of terror and
stepped hurriedly away from him.
He will commit an outrage some
day, and then the police will
wonder why he wasn't arrested
before it was too late.
THERE IS ANOTHER LITTLE OLD
MAN who reminds me, when
ever I see him, of the
mysterious old detective, who
wrote so interminably on the
backs of papers and letters in
Dickens' novel of "Martin
Chuzzlewit." I remember him as
long as I can remember any
strangers in the New York
streets, and it doesn't seem to
me that he has changed since I
saw him until now. He is small
of statue, has a thin gray beard
cut close to his face, wears a
worsted "comforter" around his
neck and his thread gloves are
always out at the ends of his
fingers. The most extraordinary
thing about this man is his
ubiquity. He is uptown in the
morning, downtown in the
afternoon and one is likely to
run across him again at night.
He is much in the streets and
apparently goes everywhere. He
shuffles along quietly near the
shop windows, but never looks
into them. His ferret like eyes
are fixed continually on the
faces of the passers by. He
seems to be acquainted with a
great many men, and he
acknowledges their salutations
with a very deep and mysterious
sort of nod. He is always alone,
and he is a familiar figure at
the theaters, where he
habitually stands behind the
last row of seats. He reminds me
a little bit of a very precise
and pert little old gentleman
who has excited my interest at
various times during the past
ten years. he is well formed,
very erect, displays the
snowiest of white linen and the
blackest of broadcloth clothes.
He moves with a brisk little
step and is apparently happy. He
walks up and down from business
every day. What attracted my
attention to him first was a
little bald spot on his head,
which showed under the back of
his hat like the rim of a tomato
colored moon in a bank of snow
clouds. I walked down town
behind him one day some years
ago and the rim of that so
called moon bobbed up and down
before me for three miles. Next
time I walked down Broadway, I
found myself looking under men's
hats for that particular rim of
blood red moon. I didn't
discover it until a year later,
when, to my surprise, it had
enlarged until it looked like a
moon in the first quarter. When
I again saw him, still more of
it had shown, and now it is as
perfect a half moon as one could
design with a pair of compasses.
I have watched it grow larger
and larger with the flight of
years. This is not very
exciting, but it shows what an
absorbing interest baldness has
for one man at least.
I CAN IMAGINE no more
striking contrast to this
precise little old man with the
half moon decoration on the back
of his head than a tall, well
built and gray haired man who
has become a tramp by almost
imperceptible degrees during the
past five years. No man is
better known, as far as his
appearance is concerned, to the
women who shop along Broadway
than he. He started as a
gentlemanly sort of a beggar
when he first appeared, and the
police say that for a long while
he reaped a rich harvest.
Although his bushy hair is as
white as snow, I doubt if the
man is more than forty years of
age. He has a sort of Lester
Wallack mustache, which is also
gray, and when he first appeared
on Broadway he was cleanly
shaven and well clad. I passed
him several times walking
leisurely along, until one day I
saw him step up to two ladies
who were looking into the window
of a music store, stand
dejectedly there, hat in hand,
and recite something to them.
His manner was unmistakably that
of a professional mendicant. The
women started when he first
spoke to them, listened and then
opened their purses and put
money in his hand. He bowed with
the most Chesterfieldian
politeness and resumed his
stroll up Broadway. It struck me
as being a large, aristocratic
and pretentious form of begging
thoroughly in keeping with the
size of the metropolis, and so
whenever I saw the men after
that I kept my eye on him. He
was extremely polite, but in the
most grave and dignified manner.
One continually saw him closing
or opening the doors of
carriages in front of the shops
or standing hat in hand beside
some fashionably dressed woman
at a window. Gradually he grew
more and more seedy. His boots
became rusty, his hat battered
and he went unshaven about the
streets. He grew worse and
worse, but very gradually, until
today he wanders up and down
Broadway the wreck of the
pretentious beggar who patrolled
that thoroughfare five years
ago. A scraggy beard on a
bloated face, shoes that almost
drop from his feet and tattered
clothes make up the general
apppearance of the man. He is as
wretched and repulsive an object
as one could find on the streets
today with the exception of that
long haired crank__the Greek.
CARDINAL McCLOSKEY, who
is now in his 84th year, is
growing very feeble. A few days
ago I was walking down Madison
avenue when the Cardinal's
carriage drew up at the broad
steps which lead to his marble
house. He had just returned from
his daily drive through the
park. The doors of the house
flew open and two middle aged
serving men in the conventional
costume of waiters came down the
steps. One carried a fur coat
and the other a shawl. The
footman opened the door of the
carriage and Father Farley, the
secretary of the Cardinal,
jumped out. Then he turned and
assisted the Cardinal to alight.
The coachman leaned over and
looked down sympathetically, and
the serving men wrapped the
Cardinal up in the fur coat and
shawl and hovered about him as
toiled feebly up the steps.
JOHN KELLY IS AILING
seriously and it is said that
his iron constitution has given
away under the strain of the
work he has so long performed in
politics. Mr. Kelly took his
defeat very much to heart.
Speaking of him, reminds me of
that festive and flamboyant band
of incorrigible corruptionists,
the New York Board of Aldermen.
I doubt if ever, in the history
of this city the Aldermen have
exhibited such an utter,
careless and contemptuous
disregard for public opinion as
now. Such a red hot life and
death scramble for spoils is
instructive. it shows that
despite all their protestations
of purity and patriotism, they
are on the make from the word
go, and that their scheme is
now, as it ever has been to make
every cent the offices will pay
by hook or crook, while they are
in power.
THE CUSTOM of making many
calls on New Year's day is no
longer general. Very few people
received on Thursday and a great
many did not take the trouble to
hang baskets on the doors. In
the first place, it was decided
that it is no longer the
fashionable thing to do, and
that killed it at once in a
certain set. The joy of making
New Year's calls, too, is
largely metaphorical and the
majority of men found it easier
to send cards than to make a lot
of calls. Of course, there were
special instances where friends
of the family were received and
small New Year's dinners and
parties were not uncommon. But
on the whole, it may be said
that the custom has permanently
disappeared. All the fun of the
season seems to take place on
New Year's eve. It was the night
before a holiday and apparently
half the men in New York decided
to see the new year in in a
festive way. The town was
painted very red that night. The
theatres were filled with stag
parties, and as 12 o'clock
approached the principal
restaurants and cafes were
crowded to the doors. When it
struck the hour the hubbub was
tremendous, and the pounding on
the tables, singing and
congratulations turned many of
the most ordinary uptown eating
places into beer gardens. At 2
o'clock in the morning the
streets were alive with the men
who were singing the new year in
with noise enough to frighten it
out of its wits.